2 funny Cooper stories

This kid seriously cracks me up, First story... we have been playing outside A LOT, like all day when its nice out, they eat outside, and they pee outside!!! which is why we are potty training now when its nice out! So he tells me when he has to "peep" we call it. And its really fun as a boy to "peep" in the grass, so he says "Mom i wanna peep in the grass!!!" so we head over to the designated pee area of the yard lol..... he is strugglin for a while and nothing is happening i ask him if he needs help, nope i hear some rustlin and he pooped...... in the yard....... a lot .... lol, it was hilarious, once i noticed what he was doing it was too late to stop it, so i bent him over and held him so he could finish lol, then he has his pants around his ankles and needs a wipe and we are in the back yard to i have to carry him bent over butt in the air into the house.... i was laughing so hard, it was so gross...... now we are learning the difference between "peep" and "poop" i love two year olds

then this morning!!! they are playing in their room and I'm watchin TV, then i smell burning, like really strong the house is on fire burning, i go into their room and it smells the strongest in there i check the furnace room, nothing, the bathroom, nothing, nowhere else but their room, so i feel the walls, see if anything is hot, check the lights, and all the sockets, everything looks fine, it smells like plastic, burning bad plastic, i called upstairs to see if they were doing anything weird (ie spraying fumes for bugs, or burning plastic) nope nothing, so im digging through the toy box, maybe a toy is self destructing? I'm cleaning up their mess when coop comes in and says "mom look its stuck!!! its broke in there!" pointing to the up right tower fan....... he turned it on and stuck a toy screw driver in it, which made the motor spark and melt and combust....... i couldn't tell that the smell was coming from there because its stuck in a corner .... lol sigh, this kid is constantly busy in all the wrong ways