I set my dvr to watch the Osbourns reloaded on tuesday night thinking i would love it because thier show on mtv i miss still today :) So boy was i totally disappointed when i watched this stupid show. I ended up just watching the first little bit until they picked that guy from the audience and had his gf give him an ultimatum to marry her by the end of the show or they would be breaking up, it was so gay and staged, i walked away from the tv to do some laundry and then ended up just shutting it off. Fox reality shows.... sigh, guess i shouldnt have been too excited about it.
Yesterday was april fool's day and coincidently the day of my 6 week checkup at the dr!! hooray, but i took the opportunity to play the meanest April fools joke on my hubby lol. There was a slim chance that i might have been pregnant again, slim and tiny chance but we were both thinking about it. so yesterday at my appt i had em check just to be safe. im not of course, what a sad story that would have been. anyways as im leaving the dr office i send nick a text message that says "i'm pregnant" he doesnt respond for a little bit, so i go about my day. I tried to play the same trick on my mom but for some reason i kept laughing and couldnt lie to her lol. After i talked to her i send nick another message that says "oh and i found a sitter for friday" he calls me then and his first words are "So...." and i say "So....." then he says "You found a sitter for friday huh?" lol then after a horrbile lie fest from myself, him totally believeing i was pregnant again already, lots of reassuring, already calling it a boy. saying we should just call cooper and the new one twins , move thier birthdays to meet in the middle and just put em in the same grade. saying things like "at least we have fufilled our copay for the year since the baby would be due in december, thats 2 in one year" lol "we won't tell anyone about it for a while, till i am really showing cuz its just a little embarassing"
I finally had enough lieing and was starting to feel really bad because he was now so worried he had left work unbeknownced to me, i kept trying to get off the phone so i could go play outside with Wil and nick said "this is kinda a big deal i kinda wanna talk about it more" (haha) When i got him off the phone i felt so bad i immdeiatly sent him a text that said "april fools!!!" he didnt respond for a couple mins then i started to get really worried then he called and was like "So you didnt really get a sitter for friday?" LMAO
he was so upset lol, i couldnt stop laughing, it was really bad. i told him he didnt need to come home now that he could finish his day at work but he was already in the car half way home from detroit lol. told his boss he had an emergency at home and i needed some help. poor guy was so stressed, he's like "you hav eno idea what you put me through today"
i still think it was really really funny, one of those kind of jokes you can only do once in your married life and it was so perfect cuz we were worried about it anyways and my appt was the same day, i even had a whole story of what the dr said to me about it lol. now hes never going to believe me again haha, at least i didnt cover the toilet seat with saran wrap or put cream cheese in the toothpaste tube, or sow the legs of his underwear shut like my mom used to do to us growing up lol
the underwear one was the worst cuz ur all fresh outta the shower and pick ur leg up to put em on then end up falling over all naked on the bathroom floor haha, shes a gem
Thursday, April 2, 2009
my wednesday morning.
Posted by elise blaine at Thursday, April 02, 2009
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4 comments:
That was so awesome! You are my hero! My husband would kill me!
Oh my! You are brave!
OMG that is hilarious! Dan would murder me!
That is absolutely the BEST april fools ever! Elise...I knew you had an evil side-muuuhahaha!!
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